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Life sucks - and then you die. Now that has to make you feel much better!



I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?



You know what? I've got so much crap lying around on my computer it's taking up a huge chunk of my storage. So why don't I just give you a link here to get at some of this morass of information and I'll just dump it up on the web server? You'll find "Little Known Factoids", "My Favourite Quotations", "Home Tips", and "Why Aunt Mabel is Sitting on the Table" - maybe!


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Rodney Carrington


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.



Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and name streets after them.



A bank is a place that lends you an umbrella in good weather and ask for it back when it starts to rain.



"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs." - Nancy Reagan



A glow worm is never glum. How could anyone be sad when the sun shines out of their ass?



Don't trust anyone who doesn't close their eyes when you kiss them.



Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have!



Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it!