(to avoid the garbage below, click the cushion above!)

I really couldn't be bothered to key in my whole life again at the moment. So I took the easy way out and made the Word document into an HTML document (aren't I honest?). Well, I'm sorry that raw HTML is crap versus MS Word, but it is ledgible and eminently entertaining. That is, if you follow the instructions closely. Oh, and just glance at the dates as you go - they run the right way!!

So, if you're ready for my professional life, without further ado I'll transfer you through! (if you'll kindly just press the soft green cushion above).



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